Seriously, I feel like my pregnancy with little D was smooth as butter compared to this little one.
During my first trimester and partly into my second, I felt like I wanted to throw up ALL THE TIME. Only, I’d just gag and then shit myself. WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT?! Anyone who thinks pregnancy is beautiful can suck it. Oh, and apparently if you have insane diarrhea instead of vomiting, it can be totally normal. At least, that’s what the midwife says. Fun. If it wasn’t running to the bathroom it was laying on the couch or in bed because things were spinning far too much for me to even move. Yeah.
Now that I’m well into my second trimester, I’ve been dealing with chronic headaches. Only this time around they’re even worse than the ones I had with little D. I went five days debilitated this time around, with a visit to the ER because I thought I couldn’t take another minute of the pounding. Guess what? All they could do was recommend Tylenol. Which I’d already been maxing out on. Fun. If that wasn’t enough, the heartburn is on its way again too!
Anyways, if you’re one of those magical pregnancy unicorns who breezes through pregnancy with nary a moment of queasiness, I am sticking my tongue out at you right now. And if you’re feeling as shitty as I am right now, just know that you’re not alone. I understand. And thankfully there’s an end in sight.